I don’t claim to understand girls but I’m fairly sure they’re all up to something and need to be stopped
This is the Republican party platform.
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
is it hot in here or am i just satan
next time someone gives u a compliment and u don’t know how to react just be like “thx its always nice to hear from the fans”