February 2012
sh3rl0ck14n:
poopeater4lyf:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
Oh my fucking god
i laughed so hard i just drooled on...
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
Girl: im not a jealous girlfriend
Girl: wait why were you talking to her
Girl: do you know her
Girl: she's a slut you know
Girl: you fucked her huh
Girl: tell me
Girl: fine then go talk to your other girl
Girl: that's a slut
Girl: I love you don't leave
omg
All I need is my Britney Spears CD, netflix, and...
Everything else is irrelevant
Inhale
Exhale
spacedsensation:
why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
me: will you be my valentine?
food: yes
bed: yes
music: yes
computer: yes
Your soul knows the geography of your destiny. Your soul alone has the map of...
– John O’Donohue, Anam Cara: A Book of Celtic Wisdom (via ruinedrussianprincess)
I hate walking past girls,
hi-aj:
I tend to get that “bitchy” glare. The look of “being judged”. And the truth is, those girls judge because they were judged. That’s what society is turning into. Being judged by how you look, not by how you act.
tveits:
does you know who i be
does you listen to music
do you watch tv
DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX