February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
holocaustsurvivor:
why does school even exist 20 years from now im gonna be payin my bills in swag
Imagine if the choices you made were different,
mahalkitax3:
Would you still be the same person you are now? Would you still have the same friends or gone through the same adventures? Would you have experienced the same pain and heartbreak or unexplainable joy and happiness? It’s strange how in just a matter of moments the choices you make can determine a chain of completely different events, paths, and can always leave you wondering what if...
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
sh3rl0ck14n:
poopeater4lyf:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
Oh my fucking god
i laughed so hard i just drooled on...
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
Girl: im not a jealous girlfriend
Girl: wait why were you talking to her
Girl: do you know her
Girl: she's a slut you know
Girl: you fucked her huh
Girl: tell me
Girl: fine then go talk to your other girl
Girl: that's a slut
Girl: I love you don't leave
omg
All I need is my Britney Spears CD, netflix, and...
Everything else is irrelevant
Inhale
Exhale
spacedsensation:
why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other